An Explosion In The Sky.
weareabeautifuletdown: Swimmer's Ear →
My best friends is brilliant….
Every day, for as long as I can remember, I have woken up to the sound of raindrops. It starts with the slow pitter-patter of self-awareness, shortly after my alarm clock goes off, yanking the bungee cord that rips me out of the place where my dreams live. I open my eyes as the downpour begins…
(Source: softpyramid)
- Girl:I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy:I know.
- Girl:I love you!
- Boy:I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl:Where is he?
- Dad:Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl:(Starts crying)
- Dad:Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(Source: lackingcontentment)
(Source: ladyxgaga)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o1_r1_250.gif)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o2_r1_250.gif)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o3_r1_250.gif)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o4_r2_250.gif)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o5_r1_250.gif)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o6_r1_250.gif)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o7_r1_250.gif)
![I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2d5ycbR3e1rr9zz8o8_r1_250.gif)
I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]
(Source: jazzmeat)
true life: I eat all of the bagel chip things out of chex mix first.
